Thanks for the posting, and congrats Colin.
As Rob mentioned, yes please mess up while I'm around and with my camera, and in the worst and most humiliating fashion if you don't mind. I've already gotten some good carnagio this year and am not above providing some of the entertainment myself.
So, this year, come Newcomer's Day, I don't want to see any of you sissies paddling around Phils like last year. Give me the goods and head straight in!