To misquote Lady Gaga, I was not born this way so no blue blood. The CdB voted me into the vp position against my will so they get what they get. In my snarly acceptance speech I only promised to wear a tiara and encourage less androgynous club fleeces. One-size-does-not fit-all are ever my watch words.
But I digress from your query, I can pull out of the hood whenever you want. The earlier the better. Some people may go down to the river that day if you'd like to go. There must be some back door you can sneak out of at work. Leave a hot cup of coffee on your desk and they'll think, you're there. My brother is a human resources vp and he told me that one.
