Hey Ryan--my excuses too.
But I could not resist! Believe it or not, I am not poking fun at you. Instead, at a very specific person: our own peculiar (but appreciated) Paul, and his post on Boatwerks in October 2007 about a bear seen at the Lorne which resulted in a thread 9 pages long with more than 100 replies! And at the Pobo incident too, where someone was posing as a troll on Boatwerks, just search that forum for info.
As for logs, yes they are a danger. And for even worse, wait til March-April when we surf at Champlain, dodging ice chunks the size of a concert piano...
--C.